The Voice - Issue 1
Editor - One True Voice

New family takes to the streets… Well kind of!

It was announced that San Francisco was to have a new family emerge from within its city limits, the community stood still in hope that after Mr J (Known imbecile and random shooter) had passed away, we would be greeted by a new outfit ready to lead the city out of the doldrums. The crowd were then disappointed to hear that the city was still going to house the same morons they were just jazzing the place up with a new name.

The new leader of this ‘family’ known as Chip was quoted in saying. “I truly believe that the name of the city should be laid to rest with the passing of a leader.” We here at ‘The Voice’ were immediately compelled to think that Chip is a man of insurmountable power, how can a mob boss change the name of an American city? We were in awe of such promise. This promise was short lived however when a young hoodlum known as Ghost Writer come to the streets and proceeded to question the authenticity of such a claim.

‘The Voice’ however got a glimmer of hope that Chip was indeed a powerful man he spoke again, asked by Ghost Writer: "How are you managing to change the cities name? Surely the citizens of San Francisco will have a problem having to call there city by another name?".
Chip responded with: "I chose to change the name, because the people in this city need a fresh start. The name will only remind them of the violence that was brought to their city and the death of it's leader.”
‘The Voice’ reporter on the scene was excited by what he was seeing, a man go through with his claims to change a cities name.

This bubble was burst when after being taunted yet again by Ghost Writer an associate of the family approached the scene and killed off all hope. GlowWorm who went on to not only crush our dreams that Chip was not as powerful a man as we thought when he uttered. “Chip was referring to changing the family name after the passing of Mr J”. He also went on to make himself look repeatedly foolish over the course of the speech by carrying around a sign with a smiley face on it and waving it excitedly above his head. Street cleaners later cleaned up the signs. Chip then went on about loyalty being the base behind the families strength and unfortunately that is when our reporter was left completely distraught, we had believed this man was a saving grace but quickly realised he was a man that could not even hold a debate on the street with a young hoodlum.

N-Rich-Rc came along and further dampened our feelings toward the San Francisco based family when he openly said. "Congrats on taking the SF HQ” (We believe what he wanted to say was. “Congratulations on taking the San Francisco headquarters”) This to us at ‘The Voice’ shows us the kind of intellectual base this family holds. We feel for the common citizen of the city, to have to live under the same banner of stupidity that these people are happily flying.

The speech seems to be dying down in terms of any kind of promises now from the leader who tried to give a poor attempt at making Mr J seem like a respectable mobster in front of Cooter from ‘The Cooter times’. Trying in vain to say that Mr J would have had good reason to being a randoming imbecile.

‘The Voice’ is concluding that on this showing, San Francisco looks like a city in desperate need of leadership. First they had Mr J and now they have the double act of N-Rich-Rc and Chip, this may not spell disaster but it definitely spells the end of an intelligent leader for the time being.

Mister Mafia XXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII? CANCELLED!

Mister Mafia was almost back! The very original idea was thought up by none other than N-Rich-Rc (Quite how his name is pronounced is still a mystery… A survey taken said it is pronounced Knob head, this is not known as fact however). The man claiming to be “Starting up a Mister Mafia contest” Obviously failed to see the previous other 147 winners of this title.

Rich had set his sights on the females in his bid to have his male ego stroked. He had asked for all women young and not so young to come and judge the competition, his ‘announcement’ however fell on death ears among the female populace and only a couple of men have offered there ‘services’, which Rich was delighted to accept. Rich has now decided to pull the plug on the competition, many blaming our editor One True Voice for putting contestants and judges off joining the ranks.

We hear rumour that Qadesh was approached about a place on the judging panel only to opt out of the opportunity. We can’t see her reasoning behind this, we would have thought that she would have loved to take time out of her busy schedule to watch a bevy of marauding, pre-pubescent, men roaming around trying to catch her eye.

The police told us that any woman that was willing to take part in this event was putting herself in the window for messages from known perverts. They were urged not to get involved. Although the police warning seemed a bit overzealous because the women were doing a fine job not getting involved already, we assume that has something to do with the retard that was instigating the competition.

The competitions plug was pulled only 2 days after the search for people started. We here at ‘The Voice’ are very proud that the community did not prolong the agony of such a contest. More competitions are said to be on there way though and if this was the originality that we are too expect then we have come up with our own soon to come list:

Up next for the community: Miss Mafia, Water balloon fight and of course our old school favourite… RAP BATTLES.

The life of a Street Boss

Qadesh came to the streets 10 days ago to make a proclamation that a Street Boss was hitting our fair streets. The Reno based youngster was speaking of a small yet tight knit outfit that would have no significant power in the city of Reno let alone any country wide. Rumour is rife that the GodFather has been keeping a keen eye on the small crew, with the honour of a button close by, we caught up with Qadesh to see how the life of a Street Boss was treating her.

The Voice: Good morning Qadesh, I hope all is going well and we here at 'The Voice' would like to thank you for taking this time out to speak to us.

Qadesh: Hello there, all is going very well currently, I must say its good to be here.

The Voice: Glad to hear it. Loosen up, you have nothing to be nervous about, although this is my first ever interview so I am kind of winging it. So it's been 10 days since you started to run your operations. How are you finding it?

Qadesh: "It is about ten days now, and to be honest on a personal level I am really enjoying it, makes me feel that I am part of the community again. Don't get me wrong I loved my time in both Phenoms and Felic's crew's, and the city of Reno I have to say is second to none naturally I would be biased."

I think this community was lacking Street Bosses, to be fair initially there were some concerns voiced by Mr J (God rest his soul), however when it was realised that Street Boss crews unlike there Made counterparts were not able to actually arm their members that seemed to put a few peoples fears to sleep. Which is understandable, hoodlums get a bad reputation. Sometimes its warranted, most of the time its not. But again I would be biased.

As for things generally they are ticking over, I am taking this time before I hit Made to get to know my small crew of people, I have to admit I like what I have. I think each member brings something new and different to my previous outlook within this thing of ours which is a good thing.

The Voice: Concerns by Mr J? Was he worried that he couldn't randomly shoot unsuspecting people anymore? The brave spastic that he was. It seems its all ticking over nicely for you now though and in that case for me also.
There was a concern amongst a few people that you would be kept out of any kind of dealings when it come to the city but that doesn’t seem to be the case, it seems like you do get some input into the workings of Reno to a certain degree is this assumption correct?

Qadesh: I would say that your assumption is correct, my family lines go back some way with both Felicity and MrPhenom so its fair to say they knew what they was getting before I set up. I am also assured that as I hit Made... I will be allowed to remain within the city. That is to be honest as far forwards as I am looking. My main outlooks are my family closely followed by the Business District, I also hope to be a little more active within the streets.

The Voice: We have seen a few of your family lose there lives since you started the crew, noticeably Ghost Writer and Sabacthani? Is there a reason for the spate of deaths that you are concerned about?

Qadesh: To be honest with you I was the one that killed Ghost Writer, as for Sabacthani at this precise moment in time I am still trying to figure out what happened. How he died and if there was anything suspicious regarding his death. Time will tell. In general I would hope that people have respect enough for Reno to not enter here with the intention of killing off its members.

The Voice: You killed Ghost Writer? The outspoken sod had it coming to him I guess. The loss of Sabacthani is a shame and I know he was looking to bring out his own paper eventually that would have only spurred on the growth of the community.

Lastly Qadesh, though you have stated that you are assured of a place in Reno when you are Made, will you be looking to branch out? I mean with 2 cities stagnating into nothingness without any family occupying them and the other in San Francisco being run by idiots. Do you see a chance to make a stamp on another part of the country?

Qadesh: The question asked is not one that I had thought about previously, however now the question has been asked it is one that must be considered and answered. To date my main aims have been to establish myself as a street boss in a city that I know, some would argue that its been the safe option. As a Made Woman my aims will naturally be focused not only on family but the community as a whole, if I could make changes, who knows. Two empty cities is not a good thing and certainly not beneficial to anyone . Now whether or not I branch out at this stage is not something I can honestly answer. However should I make Made it is something which will be considered. to be honest it only seems like yesterday I was speaking to Cachao in the streets about street bosses. Who knows?

The Voice: Well its been a pleasure Qadesh and I am sure we will be seeing more of you within these pages.

Chip….. FRIED

Bay City Syndicate leader Chip was killed after a failed Bank Job in Reno, The San Francisco family leader was gunned down by armed police in the afternoon raid. Chip famous for pretty much nothing becomes yet another San Francisco leader to lose there life in the past 2 weeks. We don’t know where the family will go forward from now but naturally its fair to assume that N-Rich-Rc will take over the reigns. We wait with bated breath to hear the next speech to come out from the cities leadership. They have failed with there past 2 attempts to come with anything constructive so we are hoping for a case of 3rd time lucky?

We would like you all to take a minute to think about what has happened here today, we at ‘The Voice’ do truly feel for the citizens of San Francisco who have to put up with there city becoming a laughing stock.

Will the new leadership prove us wrong? Will someone step up and show there grit and skill? Or will we all be left disappointed by the reaction of the city that has so far yet to be great in any shape or form.

Still, there is always hope that the idiot award is cursed seeing as the 3rd place and 2nd place have died a day apart and in order of place. Is N-Rich-Rc next? We can only hope.

News in shorts A.K.A The hot weather news.

Mr J Dies.

It seems after a number of months of constantly randoming young newcomers to these shores, Mr J was finally found dead. The community as a whole were very happy to see his demise, many praising his killer Pernicious for thankfully getting the fatal blow on Mr J. We here at ‘The Voice’ have no feelings toward it whatsoever because the only time we heard of Mr J was when we read the ridiculously poor paper he printed every so often. We later heard he ran a family but to be honest we don’t care, it was probably full of absolute idiots anyway.

Cachao Lopez gives away his favours!

A young Gangster from Reno known as Cachao Lopez has been giving away favours to good causes after doing an unspeakable deed. We at the Voice do not know what the deed is and although we asked Cachao what the deed was, he was not willing to tell us. “Cachao is not at liberty to tell you what happened, just that what Cachao did was bad.” Cachao Lopez told us in a statement.

5 favours were passed on to Qadesh for becoming the first Street Boss to come to Cachao. There seems to be 5 remaining and we are still unaware what exactly Qadesh did with her 5 favours.
We believe that those 5 favours could be well used in a new and edgy publication for the community.

Another Street Boss?

It seems steps are being taken by another young member of the community known as Alonso Rodriguez to become a Street Boss in Saint Louis. It seemed he came to the streets to ask for permission to set up a street crew but we have since found out it was not an ask for permission more it was a notice of intent. “I will just be setting up regardless anyway” Alonso was heard saying in the streets as he spoke with fellow street boss leader Qadesh. We at ‘The Voice’ admire the brass of this young and upcoming member of the community and wish him the best of luck in his endeavours. We will keeping an eye and seeing if it is a case of all talk or whether this man really has what it takes.

Apology:

In the article about Mr J’s death we presumed that his family was probably full of idiots. After looking into his family and taking a closer look at what has become of them since we are offering our sincerest apologies to our readers. We would like to take a moment to correct what was said and hope you excuse our incompetence.

‘Mr J’s family were not probably full of idiots, we are now 100% sure that they WERE completely full of idiots.’

Again we would like to offer our apologies to anyone offended by our earlier blunder.

The Idiot award!

There were numerous people up for the award but the final 3 chosen by our voting panel were:

3rd place - GlowWorm, the recently deceased man tried and failed repeatedly to sound intelligent in the public domain of the streets, he was disregarded on numerous occasions by Ghost Writer and Cachao Lopez. His death came as a relief but then we see his kin was around and carrying the same smiley face signs that he had been carrying around before him. It seems stupidity is in the genes.

2nd place - Chip, the leader of the San Francisco based family thought he was powerful enough to change the name of an entire city. He was wrong, although rumour has it, he has surrounded himself with people that refer to San Francisco as the Bay Area Syndicate when they are around him so that he thinks he pulled it off.

1st place - N-Rich-Rc, There is actually money coming in that this man wins the next ‘Idiot award’ during our next issue. The man has been consistently shown up wherever he has shown his face, be it on the streets as a member of a crowd, on the streets as the reason a crowd is forming or even down OOC avenue where there have been murmurs that his stupidity is not just for show in the streets.

N-Rich-Rc is a deserved winner of the first award and we applaud him and thank him for being such a good sport about it. Except when he threatened to kill the editor. Slow claps all round for Rich (A fast clap would no doubt confuse him).

Quote of the week!
"Why don't you sign up your like look a female" - N-Rich-Rc. Never a truer word spoken.

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