Las Vegas News - Issue 1
Chief Editor - Geo Paton


Las Vegas News Success - Let The Story Telling Begin

Earlier today, We, at Las Vegas news, recieved news that we had impressed the local printing company and it has been made official that we can publish papers for you all to read, instead of notices in the street. This means we can enhance the quality of our papers through better funding and profit margins. This means that, more than ever, Las Vegas news will be looking for experienced, skilled writers who are looking for a job. Pay will be discussed during interviews. Also, we are willing to offer spaces for advertisment. There will, of course, be a charge for this, which will also be discussed during an interview.


Jack Licavoli - The assasin with an unusual weapon.

Throughout the week, there have been reports in The Venetian that Jack Licavoli has been roaming the streets in search of bums and alcoholics so that he could practice his aim. This may sound normal to the gangster readers among you. But he wasn't practicing his aim with a gun. According to a few sources who will remain unknown, he has been practicing his aim by hand, throwing fruit at them. Why he does this? As of yet, nobody is entirely sure. We, at Las Vegas newspapers have asked him to come in to be interviewed about it and are yet to recieve a response from him. This has made Jack very unpopular amongst the innocent, homeless men that he has decided to attack when pieces of fruit and they seem to be hurling abuse at anyone who even remotely looks like him now. Jack's antics seem to have caused an uproar in 'living under bridges and beside bins' society. It looks as though he may have to go into hiding for a few months after these allogations, whether they are true or not.

The Black Market Auction House - Success of a Delightful New Business.

A few weeks back, Darkside continued his family business and opened a new line of Black Market corporations, the auction house being the most successful. Most people expected it to be successful, but maybe underestimated just how well it would do. It's a place you, as a seller, or a buyer, can go to make barrel loads of cash, or walk out with the best bargains you will find. Darkside has done a wonderful job to create a strong customer base and a consistent stock in the warehouse which the goods are auction. Business does not look like it will slow and it is proving to be a big hit in Darkside's popularity. This business has enable him to be known in all 4 corners of the world. And now the business is doing so well that it is making the news. People suspect that the corporation won't stop their, there are rumours that Darkside has already started to invest in other lines of business and he is , quickly, evolving into one of america's most successful men in the way of business corporations. He seems to be unstopable.


The betting scandal - Inability to pin those horses down.

Over the past few weeks, it has come to many people's attention that there is a severe lack of money being won at the races. This has led to many rumours of course, like everything else in society. According to the same source who suppiled the story about Jack Licavoli, there has been secrets meetings within the officials at the race track, and many of the races are being fixed to benefit these men. They are betting their money on horses with long odds, and making sure that they horses they pick, win. How they are doing this is unknown to us at this moment, but we intend to look further into the matter and keep our readers in the know about the cheating going on at the races.

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