The Western Observer – Issue 5
Chief Editor – Morrissey

CAPO TO CAPO – LOS ANGELES ATTACKS DETROIT
By Morrissey

Detroit Capo and alleged Black Bottom Crew leader, Sammy Gravano lay dead in the Detroit morgue this morning beside virtually all of his family, after a clash with Los Angeles Capo and La Stidda Mafia leader, Rocket.

It’s reported that the dispute between Detroit and Los Angeles began when BBC Goomba Leonard set up a protection racket and attempted to extort money from one of La Stidda Mafia’s members. Word soon spread to Rocket and he was soon heading out East to confront Sammy Gravano about his family’s actions.

Gravano and Rocket came face to face on the streets of Chicago with no agreement being able to be reached, it seemed a duel was imminent. Capo Rocket was first to fire, instantly killing a bodyguard of Gravano’s. Realising the danger, Gravano boarded a train to make his stand in Detroit.

The duel recommenced in Detroit with Sammy Gravano out gunned by the La Stidda Mafia leader. It was a short fight with Rocket shooting Sammy straight through the throat and gargling on his own blood. With Sammy dead the Detroit family passed into the hands of Made Man Mariska.

Rocket’s mission was not over yet as he searched the local Detroit speakeasies for the culprit, Leonard. He eventually received word of where Leonard was held up and went to engage the target. Rocket wasted no time in firing upon the Goomba, with Leonard heading to New York for refuge. Rocket followed killing him instantly as he touched down in the ‘Big Apple’.

With mission complete, Rocket proceeded to travel home to Los Angeles via Chicago. It is reported that new BBC leader Mariska, upon hearing of the deaths, headed to Chicago for a showdown with Rocket. Once again the fight was short lived, with Mariska fatally wounded within minutes of her touchdown, leaving the BBC leaderless and virtually dead, while Los Angeles leader Rocket has since been promoted to Boss. More updates on the situation as and when we get it.


CAPO DIES IN PRISON ACCIDENT
By Chuck La Mont

Capo Gino Janetti of the Las Vegas outfit, ‘Black Mafia’, has died while serving a prison sentence for drug trafficking. He was searched and arrested as he attempted to board a train out of Denver and found to be in the possession of a mass quantity of an illegal substance, namely, cocaine.

Mr Janetti pleaded guilty and was promptly sentenced to a term in the Denver correctional facility, where upon his arrival he was immediately set to work in the prison tool shop. Moments into his first shift he suffered a fatal wound in a freak accident while using woodwork tools.

Denver Prison Warden Joe Pasquale released this statement, ‘It is always a sad day when we lose a prisoner and this death is no exception. An Independent Monitoring Board will be investigating Mr Janetti’s death, although I can assure the public that no wrong doing took place on the part of the Denver Correctional Facility. It was a freak accident. My deepest sympathy goes out to his family and friends.’


UPSURGE IN THE ECONOMY AS EMPLOYMENT GROWS
By David Cambodia

Employment levels are currently running at an all time high with many new jobs being created throughout the country. Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami and Las Vegas are currently seeing a golden age with business empires not only taking the unemployed off the streets but also giving them an overall chance at a higher standard of living. This is mainly down to several factors on the West Coast merging their business empires together and working towards a brighter future for the good of the economy. Los Angeles and Las Vegas in particular have seen an explosion in employment levels, with some people claiming them to be ‘Boom towns’. The gambling system in Las Vegas is also benefiting from the overall injection of wealth, with most Casinos’ now accepting double the stake that was previously allowed.

Atlanta, Dallas and Denver have also seen resurgence in trade based mainly on the current high demand for oil. Refineries in Dallas are currently struggling to keep up with demand as more jobs are to be created over the coming months, although there are fears for the wildlife in the area, these fears have been ‘laughed off’ by several of the leading oil companies as ‘nonsense’. Plans for further developments are said to be in the pipeline as the country goes through what can only be described as a ‘golden period’ with an abundance of wealth throughout.


MORRISSEY’S AFTERTHOUGHT

Money seems to be flowing through the country at a rapid rate. Gambling is on the increase and families are spreading through the community like wildfire. It appears that Detroit’s long standing ‘Black Bottom Crew’ are all but finished with no one stepping up to the plate to take control of the ‘business’. Miami is in the safe hands of Boss Freakin Pizza and Capo John Henry, Los Angeles with Boss Rocket, Chicago with Boss BillyBadAss, Las Vegas in the hands of Boss Cyrus Virus and Boss Dayton Fall, Atlanta’s being led by Capo Salem, Dallas has a Made family currently being run by Made Man Goliath and Denver is under control of Made Man Vento. Only two cities remain without Made families, New York and Detroit.

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Peace and love,
Morrissey

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