The Truth Vol. 1
Editor: David Della Rocco
Aug. 31st

Editor’s Note
Hello ladies and gents, I’m David Della Rocco and what you are about to read is The Truth. Anything else you read, is complete bullshit. So, let’s get this thing rolling.

Advice from Rocco
This issues advice from Rocco is one that I hope will be taken seriously. Use a condom. I’m tired of these people having retarded children like Jory Iacobacci running around. His father was killed on the 30th and to be honest, I wish that someone would just kill him also.

The Allstars Expand
We saw on the 27th of August the expansion of the Allstars. Boss Palladino got the blessings of the Commission to take control of Atlanta after the slaughter of Cosca Trinacria and the death of their late leader Donny Belleti. Palladino got plenty of warm reception going into Atlanta and was thankful for all of the congratulations. He was greeted with high regards from other mob leaders such as BlueMagic the leader of Doom Squad in Los Angeles and Emiliano Cortez, the leader of Allstars in Miami. Can we see a bright future for Palladino in Atlanta? Well, I sure hope that we do see some greatness come out of him and Atlanta. From this reporter, congratulations Mr. Palladino and good luck.

An interview with the son of Cool Face by LeoLombardi

Leo: Hello Mr. Jesus. I am Leo Lombardi and I’m a reporter from The Truth. May I ask you a few simple questions?

Jesus: Only if you don’t mention the name David Della Rocco.

Leo: I can promise I won’t mention his name.

Jesus: Ok, shoot! Or maybe that’s not the right word at this time. How about let’s start.

Leo: *grabs his gun* I’m joking First off how did you know Mr. Iacobacci?

Jesus: He first came to my attention in the Ode to Sasha street announcement, not when it was about anything decent, but towards the end when it descended into a water fight in the streets which was pathetic.

Then a few weeks later a new citizen, MrFrench made a street announcement insulting Cool Face and BlueMagic, which would have been ignored under normal circumstances, but French had ‘protected by Joseph whatever’ in his quote and Joseph had the same.
Cool Face spoke to Joseph and told him that this protection wouldn’t help French as he had been insulting in the streets, Joseph was threatening in return. It was taken to the bosses, Palladino first, then Emiliano Cortez tried to reach a peaceful conclusion, Emiliano told Cool Face that he was annoyed about the tags as he shouldn’t be choosing friends over family and made him remove them, he then told Joseph to apologize. The apology went something like this:
“I apologize for “threatening” you.” This wasn’t acceptable to Cool Face but he dropped it because Emiliano said he had apologized, but Cool Face wouldn’t forget being spoken to like that and the insulting apology, as any Mafioso wouldn’t, he was just waiting for the right time to strike.

Leo: Wow, that’s deep. Now, had your father Cool Face, done any ammo and gun dealing with Mr. Iacobacci in the past? If so, how did those interactions go along?

Jesus: No he hadn’t, he tended only to deal with people he liked and trusted, and from what he’d heard from Joseph, he didn’t like him. My father had a personal rule, don’t like or trust anyone who speaks like a retard.

Leo: Well, I would agree and say that’s a good rule. How did this matter with Mr. Iacobacci come to blows? Could it have been dealt with any other way? For what reason was the altercation ended in gunshot wounds to the head? Knowing Emiliano Cortez, his boss, had gotten him to apologize, were you worried about any repercussions from the Miami Crime Syndicate after Mr. Iacobacci was killed?

Jesus: We tried to deal with it in diplomatic ways, as I said, Emiliano made him apologize, but his apology was even more of an insult to me. Palladino was involved telling ghim to apologize as was BlueMagic, everyone told him he was wrong but he still felt he was right and his apology was obviously insincere. So in the end I could either accept an insincere apology and see Joseph alive every day and let my blood boil, or I could deal with it the only way I knew, it sickens me that someone so stupid managed to make it to the rank of Capo. As far as repercussions, Cool Face knew he would be dead, if not last night then he would have happily given up his life peacefully to Emiliano if that’s what he wanted to happen. As said, Cool Face had a mission and that was one target, he completed that, and if anything felt regret that another Made, Legionarius, got involved and died too.

Leo: Now what was Legionarius’ part in the whole thing? Was he involved earlier or did he just retaliate when he seen Mr. Iacobacci dead?

Jesus: As far as I know he took no part in it up until Joseph was dead, a few minutes after he died, he shot at Cool Face, or more accurately, shot a wall five meters away from Cool Face and then tried to kidnap him. Cool Face mailed him telling him he wasn’t involved, tried to tell him that he would be leaving the city with no more shots fired but it was too late by then.

Leo: So in the end was it worth it?

Jesus: Yes, Cool Face did what he had to do, his life was given up for a good purpose and has died doing what he believed was right. As stated in the streets, Joseph should never attained the rank of Capo and people like that shouldn’t, it should be more than visiting bars and water fights to get the rank of Made. You can use anything from my street announcement too if you want.

Leo: Ok, well it’s been a pleasure. Thank you for your time.

A race to be won
If you’re a big horse racing fan or gambler then you would’ve made a lot of money off of the race at 10:00 am this morning. It was a close tie between Chocolate Gentleman and Brilliant Hippy. Not far behind them was Communist Bully. But he didn’t have what it took to get out in front and Brilliant Hippy fell behind Chocolate Gentleman at the wrong time and saw Chocolate Gentleman finish first as Brilliant Hippy took 2nd and Communist Bully took 3rd. For more updates on races look for the next issue of The Truth.

Businesses to visit
Need to get away? Come to Los Angeles and visit the fine strip club Rocco’s Getaway.

In Detroit and bored? Stop into The Charleston and enjoy yourselves.

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